Posted in research on March 28, 2008 | 8 Comments »
The following post has a pop score of 76 with a potential score of 102
Radio People LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, research, despite never taking a Statistics class. Research determines what clothes they wear, cars they buy, restaurants, and, oh yes, the songs they play. Yup, if you thought either of the following things were true, you [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Radio People love the idea of Satellite radio because of all the times they have wanted to say, “fuck” on the radio. It is a deep desire for every Radio Person to say “fuck” on the radio. Because that is a peak in Radio that few people other than Howard Stern get to climb. The [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Radio People love to hear themselves talk, obviously. But one of the main reasons they do what they do is so that they can express their opinions as either fact (scientific or otherwise) or law (whatever law would govern the undereducated speaking to hundreds of thousand of sheep at the same time.)
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Posted in DJs on March 19, 2008 | 3 Comments »
There is no greater accomplishment in the mind of a Radio Person than that perfect alliteration. Webster defines it as: the repetition of usually initial consonant sounds in two or more neighboring words or syllables. To a Radio Person this is very nearly a prerequisite of the job. You take your name [...]
Posted in press on March 17, 2008 | 1 Comment »
If I were to say to you that Radio People love their names, it would be the largest understament since “Mission Accomplished,” was uttered by George W. Bush, cause Radio People LOVE their names. They love hearing their name, saying their name and most importantly see their names in print. This is where All Access [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 14, 2008 | 1 Comment »
At first glance I am sure you are thinking “Who wouldn’t like a bar tab?” But for Radio People, a Bar Tab is tantamount to pants when going out to a club (I would have used underwear but I am not sure that is really a prerequisite for some people these days.) Radio People have [...]
Posted in DJs on March 13, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Nothing epitomizes a Radio Persons wants and needs better than Dane Cook. Radio People LOVE Dane Cook because he, in a nutshell, is everything that they strive to be. Dane Cook steals other people’s ideas and makes them his own, so do Radio People. Radio People subscribe to what are called Prep Services where they [...]
Posted in DJs on March 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Not since the ancient Samurai first sheathed their swords has the receptacle for a tool of the trade been so important. To a Radio Person there is really only one acceptable item for storing their headphones, the Crown Royal bag. It really is the perfect bag for the job, it is purple which indicates royalty, [...]
Posted in Payola on March 11, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Nobody enjoys a healthy dose of government officials getting what is coming to them, especially when they had caused Radio People and their Record Friends such pain an agony. Just ask Dave Universal. Before Eliot Spitzer he went to home Yankees game, before Eliot Spitzer he went to EVERY home Yankees game for music meetings. [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on March 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
There are very few things that get the blood pumping in a radio person than the idea that a star would be coming to their station. Even the very thought of a “star” coming to the area sends them into fits of preparation that rivals some weddings. Radio People will miss client meetings, staff appointments, [...]
