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26) Fake John Hogan
Posted in Uncategorized on January 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
25) Speculation
Posted in Uncategorized on January 8, 2009 | 1 Comment »
A new year means a new phase of cost cutting measures in the magical world of radio. And if there is one thing that Radio People love, it is to speculate. Webster defines it as the act of “pondering a subject” the problem is most Radio People cannot read, nor are they frequenters to anything [...]
24) Radio TV Spots
Posted in Uncategorized on August 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
23) Vacationing
Posted in Uncategorized on August 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Most normal people spend their lives figuring out what wonderful utopia they wish to plant their happy asses down in and take a week to forget about their crappy job, shitty boss, or annoying co-workers. But not Radio People, REAL Radio People schedule their vacations, outside of the book clearly, in areas of the country [...]
22) Pizza
Posted in Uncategorized on May 22, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Radio People may be the most cynical lot on the planet but there is still one thing that can stop them in their tracks, the kryptonite to their superman egos, a food stuff that is as close to godliness as any one thing on the planet can be, Pizza.
Radio people will do anything [...]
21) Smoking
Posted in Uncategorized on May 2, 2008 | 5 Comments »
There are a ton of weird things that Radio People embrace as if it is a constitutional right and smoking is one of them. Which is weird since it messes with their voices and their voices are what make them money. Imagine if a prizefighter spent his off time seeing what happens if he stuck [...]
20) Adderall
Posted in Uncategorized on April 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
For most of the time Radio has been in existence there has been a steady line of cocaine coming into the station either tucked inside the 45’s in the 1950’s and 60’s, or in the 80’s while you were waiting for Debbie Gibson to play your local mall there were buckets of the stuff just [...]
19) Throwing Their “Hat” Into the Ring
Posted in Uncategorized on April 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
If there is one thing that is certainly not in short supply in happy radio land, it is self-inflated ego that gives way to unusually bad career moves in hopes of getting a “gig” in that sweet larger, or top 50, market.
You see a Radio Person will see that a station in, let’s say, Chicago [...]
18) 12+
Posted in Uncategorized on April 16, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Nothing sets the Radio world on fire than the time of year when “books” are coming out. These are the times of year when a company called Arbitron spins that wheel from The Price is Right and the wheel from Wheel of Fortune while burning the wings of butterflies to come up with your “rating” [...]
17) Perez Hilton
Posted in Uncategorized on April 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I mean he is gay, he spends most of the day drawing penises, semen, or naughty words on celebrities (which is something Radio People also enjoy…Photoshop, HELLO), and on May 5th he gets his own radio show that airs twice daily and is 3 minutes long, oh and did I mention he is gay? Radio [...]
